I occupy a minor position in the British Government, but that is unimportant. My brother is, as he labels himself, 'The Consulting Detective'. You may have heard of him. I pity you. Here are links to my associates:
My fiance: DI Lestrade
My little brother: Sherlock
The Doctor: Doctor John Watson
The pest: James Moriarty
Sherlock's landlady: Mrs Hudson
The morgue girl: Miss Molly Hooper
Miss Morstan: Miss Mary Morstan
The help: The self-titled 'Baker Street Irregular'
The colonel: Moran
My mother: Mummy Holmes
A colleague of my fiance: DI Dimmock
If you cannot contact me try:
My PA
Call her Anthea, unless she informs you otherwise.


-This is an RP blog-
My real blog

 

colonel-s-moran asked
I always clean up after myself. It's polite. SM

Very cute. 

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
Yes, sir, Mr Holmes. SM

Cute. Clean up is optional. 

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
As if I've got anything better to do. I'll do it. SM

As you wish. Details being sent over immediately. I expect no collateral, you understand? 

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
Ouch, Mr Holmes. I'm a little hurt. To be fair, you haven't given me a job since I was hired. SM

There is not really anything worth your time, Moran. There is a hit this evening, but it is pathetically easy. I thought you might be offended. 

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
I told you already. I'm just saying hello. Am I not allowed to see how my own boss is doing? SM

Not when you have not spoken to your boss since the day you were hired. I shall assume that Anthea put you up to this.

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
Well, you're apparently feeling rather friendly today. Sir. SM

What can I help you with, Sebastian? 

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
Being polite isn't really my forte. SM

Perhaps working for me is not your forte. There is such a thing as protocol, Sebastian. I know that you are not used to this. 

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
What, saying hello? SM

You should address me as ‘sir’ or ‘Mr Holmes’, Moran. It is polite. 

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
Oi, boss-man. SM

That is entirely inappropriate, Moran. 

MLH

colonel-s-moran asked
Of course. SM

I shall be along soon.

MLH