I occupy a minor position in the British Government, but that is unimportant. My brother is, as he labels himself, 'The Consulting Detective'. You may have heard of him. I pity you. Here are links to my associates:
My fiance: DI Lestrade
My little brother: Sherlock
The Doctor: Doctor John Watson
The pest: James Moriarty
Sherlock's landlady: Mrs Hudson
The morgue girl: Miss Molly Hooper
Miss Morstan: Miss Mary Morstan
The help: The self-titled 'Baker Street Irregular'
The colonel: Moran
My mother: Mummy Holmes
A colleague of my fiance: DI Dimmock
If you cannot contact me try:
Call her Anthea, unless she informs you otherwise.
-This is an RP blog-
My real blog
Cute. Clean up is optional.
As you wish. Details being sent over immediately. I expect no collateral, you understand?
There is not really anything worth your time, Moran. There is a hit this evening, but it is pathetically easy. I thought you might be offended.
Not when you have not spoken to your boss since the day you were hired. I shall assume that Anthea put you up to this.
What can I help you with, Sebastian?
Perhaps working for me is not your forte. There is such a thing as protocol, Sebastian. I know that you are not used to this.
You should address me as ‘sir’ or ‘Mr Holmes’, Moran. It is polite.
That is entirely inappropriate, Moran.
I shall be along soon.